Dos Equis man

I don't shower.

I don't shower.   Dos Equis man

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do... I sound like a raging alcoholic.

I don't always take out the recycling But when I do...
 I sound like a raging alcoholic.  Dos Equis man

I don't always grow a badass mustache But when I do, I work at five guys

I don't always grow a badass mustache But when I do, I work at five guys  Dos Equis man

I don't always facepunch Jose Valim But when I do, it is hilarious

I don't always facepunch Jose Valim But when I do, it is hilarious  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always make infestors but when i do, they pop 10 seconds after I gg

I'm don't always make infestors but when i do, they pop 10 seconds after I gg  Dos Equis man

I dont' always smoke blunts But when I do, I nigger lip the shit out of them making it a less enjoyable experience for everyone

I dont' always smoke blunts But when I do, I nigger lip the shit out of them making it a less enjoyable experience for everyone  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear Rivalry shirts But when I do, they don't suck

I don't always wear
Rivalry shirts But when I do,
they don't suck  Dos Equis man

I don't always receive complaints for which relief can't be granted But when I do, 12(b)(6)

I don't always receive complaints for which relief can't be granted But when I do, 12(b)(6)  Dos Equis man

I don't always shoot expert on the range but when I do I have friends in the pits

I don't always shoot expert on the range but when I do I have friends in the pits  Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke Black&Mild's but when i do, i have to be high as shit to enjoy it

I don't always smoke Black&Mild's but when i do, i have to be high as shit to enjoy it  Dos Equis man
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