Douchebag Dan

Your band consists of Schecter Guitars and Breakdowns? mine too

Your band consists of Schecter Guitars and Breakdowns? mine too  Douchebag Dan

bro i'm so good at call of duty that was my warmup game

bro i'm so good at call of duty that was my warmup game  Douchebag Dan

Says he wants to fuck bitches stays with the first girl he fucks

Says he wants to fuck bitches  stays with the first girl he fucks  Douchebag Dan

Tonight We Drink like real men at the club Gets drunk off a glass of wine

Tonight We Drink like real men at the club Gets drunk off a glass of wine  Douchebag Dan

Invites self to party Takes beer, takes girls, leaves

Invites self to party Takes beer, takes girls, leaves  Douchebag Dan

No condom, no problem ziplocks do wonders

No condom, no problem ziplocks do wonders  Douchebag Dan

Almonds on coworkers desk Reaches in without asking

Almonds on coworkers desk Reaches in without asking  Douchebag Dan

Sees you trying to impress girl makes sure she knows you are "acting alpha for her"

Sees you trying to impress girl makes sure she knows you are

wearing shades indoors trying to hide his feminine side

wearing shades indoors trying to hide his feminine side  Douchebag Dan

Says he's a catholic has premarital sex

Says he's a catholic has premarital sex   Douchebag Dan
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