Extreme Senior Citizen

Has Alzheimer's forgot to give a fuck

Has Alzheimer's forgot to give a fuck  Extreme Senior Citizen

My secret to longevity? BANANAS

My secret to longevity? BANANAS  Extreme Senior Citizen

is spoon fed cocaine

is spoon fed cocaine  Extreme Senior Citizen

Is offered a seat on the bus Stands

Is offered a seat on the bus Stands  Extreme Senior Citizen

threw out his back humping your mom last night

threw out his back humping your mom last night  Extreme Senior Citizen

goes to bed at 8 in the motherfucking morning

goes to bed at 8 in the motherfucking morning  Extreme Senior Citizen

inhales through a tube when he smokes weed

inhales through a tube when he smokes weed  Extreme Senior Citizen

Gets an erection without viagra

Gets an erection without viagra  Extreme Senior Citizen

His Joints only hurt When they burn his lips

His Joints only hurt When they burn his lips  Extreme Senior Citizen

has alzheimer's forget to give a fuck

has alzheimer's forget to give a fuck  Extreme Senior Citizen
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