Extreme Senior Citizen

Waiting for death metal concert to start

Waiting for death metal concert to start  Extreme Senior Citizen

Took water skiing lessons as a child from jesus christ

Took water skiing lessons as a child from jesus christ  Extreme Senior Citizen

all his friends are dying to see his new jet ski

all his friends are dying to see his new jet ski  Extreme Senior Citizen

They said to hang loose I said "it's been hanging loose for years"

They said to hang loose I said

not much time left on the ski jet rental

not much time left on the ski jet rental  Extreme Senior Citizen

losing the battle of the bulge this time around...wink wink

losing the battle of the bulge this time around...wink wink  Extreme Senior Citizen

Let's pick up a case of beer at Publix I'll drive

Let's pick up a case of beer at Publix I'll drive  Extreme Senior Citizen

"Aren't you getting A little old for this?" That's just what I said to your mother last night.

Fuck boy scouts This is how I cross the street

Fuck boy scouts This is how I cross the street  Extreme Senior Citizen

broken joint in his pocket

broken joint in his pocket  Extreme Senior Citizen
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