First World Metal Problems

Doesn't worry about being caught for illegal downloading Music is too underground

Doesn't worry about being caught for illegal downloading Music is too underground  First World Metal Problems

My neck hurts from headbanging to Rammstein And Allfader is playing on saturday

My neck hurts from headbanging to Rammstein And Allfader 
is playing on saturday  First World Metal Problems

"Metal is just noise", she said. "...defend your claims.." i said. She listed up the characteristics of a metal subgenre that is so heavy, it hasn't been invented yet.

Talk to girl in Bathory shirt "yeah, I love Viking metal..."

Talk to girl in Bathory shirt

Wants to commit suicide can't decide which dsbm song to play

Wants to commit suicide can't decide which dsbm song to play  First World Metal Problems

Saw link to new Necrophagist torrent I got rick rolled

Saw link to new Necrophagist torrent I got rick rolled  First World Metal Problems

Used to be big Ensiferum fan Saw fat Petri in new music video

Used to be big Ensiferum fan Saw fat Petri in new music video  First World Metal Problems

Likes melodic death metal Called a pussy by friends

Likes melodic death metal Called a pussy by friends  First World Metal Problems

wants to learn kirk hammett solo Doesn't own wah-wah pedal

wants to learn kirk hammett solo Doesn't own wah-wah pedal  First World Metal Problems

Finally meet an attractive female Metalhead with amazing taste She's an Elitist fuck and won't talk to me because i like some bands that aren't brutal enough

Finally meet an attractive female Metalhead with amazing taste She's an Elitist fuck and won't talk to me because i like some bands that aren't brutal enough  First World Metal Problems
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