Forever Alone Success Kid

Got Rejected to Prom and Can't Go Don't have to spend $500 on Tux, Limo, Dinner, and Tickets

Got Rejected to Prom and Can't Go Don't have to spend $500 on Tux, Limo, Dinner, and Tickets  Forever Alone Success Kid

Nowhere to go didn't have to shovel driveway

Nowhere to go  didn't have to shovel driveway  Forever Alone Success Kid

Can't get an STD Because there's no sex life

Can't get an STD Because there's no sex life  Forever Alone Success Kid

No girlfriend or wife No sad story to put on Reddit

No girlfriend or wife No sad story to put on Reddit  Forever Alone Success Kid

is a virgin no stds

is a virgin no stds  Forever Alone Success Kid

MY FACE LOOKS THIS WAY BECAUSE I HAVE A HORRIBLE TUMOR. I'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING. KILL ME, PLEASE, OR I'LL PUNCH YOU WITH THIS HAND.

MY FACE LOOKS THIS WAY BECAUSE I HAVE A HORRIBLE TUMOR.   I'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING.  KILL ME, PLEASE, OR I'LL PUNCH YOU WITH THIS HAND.  Forever Alone Success Kid

No friends drama free life

No friends drama free life  Forever Alone Success Kid

No friends Never get called in class

No friends Never get called in class  Forever Alone Success Kid

I got 99 health problems and a STD ain't one

I got 99 health problems and a STD ain't one  Forever Alone Success Kid

Never had a female friend never had to deal with female drama, hypocrisy, "love quotes", bitches, excessive talk, fakeness, etc.

Never had a female friend never had to deal with female drama, hypocrisy,
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