Forever Alone Success Kid

No girlfriend Large paycheck all for myself

No girlfriend Large paycheck all for myself  Forever Alone Success Kid

Never have to worry about drunk texting an ex Because I don't have any

Never have to worry about drunk texting an ex  Because I don't have any  Forever Alone Success Kid

Period is Late You have to be having sex to get pregnant

Period is Late You have to be having sex to get pregnant  Forever Alone Success Kid

no friends or social life vasts amount of money saved

no friends or social life vasts amount of money saved  Forever Alone Success Kid

zero human interaction Doesn't get flu

zero human interaction Doesn't get flu  Forever Alone Success Kid

No Girlfriend Don't have to see Twilight

No Girlfriend Don't have to see Twilight   Forever Alone Success Kid

no access to weed or alcohol never have to worry about cops, poor decisions, getting caught by parents, or temptation to post about it on facebook

no access to weed or alcohol never have to worry about cops, poor decisions, getting caught by parents, or temptation to post about it on facebook  Forever Alone Success Kid

No friends No additional liability in a zombie apocalypse

No friends No additional liability in a zombie apocalypse  Forever Alone Success Kid

No Friends No enemies

No Friends No enemies  Forever Alone Success Kid

NO GIRLFRIEND FART WITH IMPUNITY

NO GIRLFRIEND FART WITH IMPUNITY  Forever Alone Success Kid