George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot  and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?  George Carlin

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. It came from god. anything you cant describe, must've come from god. Personally folks,i believe if your rights came from god he would have given you the right to some food everyday

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. It came from god. anything you cant describe, must've come from god. Personally folks,i believe if your rights came from god he would have given you the right to some food everyday   George Carlin

Think about how stupid the average person is then realize half of them are stupider than that!

Think about how stupid the average person is then realize half of them are stupider than that!  George Carlin

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Think of how stupid the average person is,  and realize half of them are stupider than that.  George Carlin

I was a catholic Until I reached the age of reason

I was a catholic Until I reached the age of reason  George Carlin

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy. -George Carl

 One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.
-George Carl  George Carlin

My god has a bigger dick than your god

My god has a bigger dick than your god   George Carlin

Just think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider than that

Just think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider than that  George Carlin

Gun control isn't the problem LACK OF gun control is the problem

Gun control isn't the problem LACK OF gun control is the problem  George Carlin

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.  George Carlin
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