George Carlin

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

 If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.  George Carlin

And I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time.

And I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.   A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time.  George Carlin

you ever belch and almost puke?

you ever belch and almost puke?  George Carlin

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up  George Carlin

Some guys will say to you 'Hey Have a Good one' And I say hey I already have a good one, now I'm looking for a longer one

Some guys will say to you 'Hey Have a Good one' And I say hey I already have a good one, now I'm looking for a longer one  George Carlin

Try to pay attention to the language we've all agreed on

Try to pay attention to the language we've all agreed on  George Carlin

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.  George Carlin

"hey phil, i got another one...near the refrigerator!" "be-yoo-ti-ful, charlie. i'll call the printer" fake vomit marketing ideas

I can say "strippers," right? I mean it's not one of the Seven.

I can say

a man who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts

a man who sticks his dick in peanut butter  is fucking nuts  George Carlin
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