Hipster Cop

i was into counter-insurgency before it was mainstream

i was into counter-insurgency before it was mainstream  Hipster Cop

I carry a .38 revolver because the glock pistol is too modern for my defensive firearm tastes

I carry a .38 revolver because the glock pistol is too modern for my defensive firearm tastes  Hipster Cop

My pepper spray? It's a homebrew of locally-grown organic heirloom Basque Sheepherder's peppers in a non-aerosol spray bottle.

My pepper spray? It's a homebrew of locally-grown organic heirloom Basque Sheepherder's peppers in a non-aerosol spray bottle.  Hipster Cop

I gave that bitch a ticket Bitches love tickets

I gave that bitch a ticket Bitches love tickets  Hipster Cop

Um do you even drink starbucks?

Um do you even drink starbucks?  Hipster Cop

Time to roll partner to the fixies!

Time to roll partner to the fixies!  Hipster Cop

Just a warning this time ... But your Ed Hardy is a violation of the Fashion Code

Just a warning this time ... But your Ed Hardy is a violation of the Fashion Code  Hipster Cop

Do you feel lucky? Do you ... ? 'cause I'm selling raffle tickets for Greenpeace!

Do you feel lucky?
Do you ... ? 'cause I'm selling raffle tickets for Greenpeace!  Hipster Cop

Um is that even vegan?

Um is that even vegan?  Hipster Cop

a 10-50 at zuccoti park? that's a bronado

a 10-50 at zuccoti park? that's a bronado  Hipster Cop
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