Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting engaged And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting engaged And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

All these embarrassing childhood photos And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All these embarrassing childhood photos And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everybody else brought their significant other to the restaurant And I'm just sitting here masturdating

Everybody else brought their significant other to the restaurant And I'm just sitting here masturdating  Im just sitting here masturbating

The base is shooting rockets at insurgents And I'm just sitting here Masturbating.

The base is shooting rockets at insurgents  And I'm just sitting here Masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out there getting stoned... And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out there getting stoned... And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is celebrating new years and I'm just sitting here listening to Mike/Ray Slash fictions

Everyone is celebrating new years and I'm just sitting here listening to Mike/Ray Slash fictions  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's playing forza horizon And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's playing forza horizon  And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is lined up to see Obama And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is lined up to see Obama And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is going to prom And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is going to prom And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is having fun on arma 2 And I'm just sitting here lagging

Everyone is having fun on arma 2 And I'm just sitting here lagging  Im just sitting here masturbating
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