Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out there canning ftk And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out there canning ftk And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out there working And I'm just sitting here freaking out about money trying to figure out what to do and fantasizing about my former job burning to the ground

Everyone is out there working And I'm just sitting here freaking out about money trying to figure out what to do and fantasizing about my former job burning to the ground  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is making skyrim helmets, And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is making skyrim helmets, And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is contemplating the meaning of life And I just take showers to masturbate

Everyone is contemplating the meaning of life And I just take showers to masturbate  Im just sitting here masturbating

There are girls on OK Cupid And I'm just sitting here with my dick in a KFC bucket

There are girls on OK Cupid And I'm just sitting here with my dick in a KFC bucket  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is studying abroad and going on Duke Engage And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is studying abroad and going on Duke Engage And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's out getting drunk and having sex And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's out getting drunk and having sex And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

those victoria's secret models are making bank flaunting their bodies And I'm just sitting here masturbating

those victoria's secret models are making bank flaunting their bodies And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out there studying for finals And I'm just sitting here studying for finals

Everyone is out there studying for finals And I'm just sitting here studying for finals  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is watching the debate And I'm just sitting here masturbating to the debate

Everyone is watching the debate And I'm just sitting here masturbating to the debate  Im just sitting here masturbating
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