Im just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are neutered And I'm just sitting here humping them

All my friends are neutered And I'm just sitting here humping them  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is posting about the war And I'm just sitting here restocking

Everyone is posting about the war And I'm just sitting here restocking  Im just sitting here masturbating

All my classmates are getting married And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

All my classmates are getting married And I'm just sitting here masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's preparing for the Hurricane And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's preparing for the Hurricane And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting in relationships and I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting in relationships and I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are drinking And I'm just sitting here masticating

All my friends are drinking And I'm just sitting here masticating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's out having snowball fights And I'm just in here Master Baking

Everyone's out having snowball fights And I'm just in here Master Baking  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone on facebook is talking about the heat winning the nba championship and i'm just sitting here not giving a shit

Everyone on facebook is talking about the heat winning the nba championship and i'm just sitting here not giving a shit  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is posting about the election And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is posting about the election And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is working And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

Everyone is working And I'm just sitting here masturbating.  Im just sitting here masturbating
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