Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

It's a green book with a flower on the cover? No problem. Because that's totally how we organize this library.

It's a green book with a flower on the cover? No problem.  Because that's totally how we organize this library.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Bathroom? If you poop in here the whole store will know it.

Bathroom? If you poop in here the whole store will know it.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

OH, YOU HAVE A BOOK QUOTE TATTOO ON YOUR ARM? Well, that's cool, as long as it's not from Slaughterhouse V. Oh... You're serious?

OH, YOU HAVE A BOOK QUOTE TATTOO ON YOUR ARM? Well, that's cool, as long as it's not from Slaughterhouse V.
Oh... You're serious?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Shakespeare, but, like, in English? You're going to drop out as soon as you're 16, aren't you?

Shakespeare, but, like, in English? You're going to drop out as soon as you're 16, aren't you?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

yes, books are expensive but it turns out that people like bookstores with lights and employees

yes, books are expensive but it turns out that people like bookstores with lights and employees  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Cliff Notes?! HAVE A 10 year old show you how to use wikipedia and save us all some time.

Cliff Notes?! HAVE A 10 year old show you how to use wikipedia and save us all some time.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Chuck Palahniuk? More Like White Club Am I Right?

Chuck Palahniuk? More Like White Club Am I Right?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I guess "INFINITE JEST" can be found insightful IF YOU LIVE IN MONTANA

I guess

Where's the new Dave Eggers book, you say? It's up your ass, right next to your head.

Where's the new Dave Eggers book, you say? It's up your ass, right next to your head.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

HI MOM I LOVE YOU!

HI MOM I LOVE YOU!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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