Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where do we keep the kindle books? Next to our starving families.

Where do we keep the kindle books? Next to our starving families.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Does Anyone Still Wear... ...a hat?

Does Anyone Still Wear... ...a hat?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

This book is all over the place? It’s a short story collection, numbnuts.

This book is all over the place? It’s a short story collection, numbnuts.    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Looking for The Odyssey by Homer Simpson? Go home and watch TV!

Looking for The Odyssey by Homer Simpson?  Go home and watch TV!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You have to have it read by tomorrow... LOLOLOL

You have to have it read by tomorrow... LOLOLOL  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What do I think of Stephenie Meyer? The covers on her books are always much too far apart.

What do I think of Stephenie Meyer? The covers on her books are always much too far apart.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yeah i know, it's sad to see book stores closing so frequently. "when does everything go on sale?" Fuck you!

Yeah i know, it's sad to see book stores closing so frequently.

I hate everyone! That means you

I hate everyone! That means you   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I can't fly but I can still kick your ass

I can't fly but I can still kick your ass  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

We should keep the Bible in our fiction section Good one! You're a regular Dave Barry!

We should keep the Bible in our fiction section Good one! You're a regular Dave Barry!
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