Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where's the new Dave Eggers book, you say? It's up your ass, right next to your head.

Where's the new Dave Eggers book, you say? It's up your ass, right next to your head.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

HI MOM I LOVE YOU!

HI MOM I LOVE YOU!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where do we keep the kindle books? Next to our starving families.

Where do we keep the kindle books? Next to our starving families.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Does Anyone Still Wear... ...a hat?

Does Anyone Still Wear... ...a hat?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

This book is all over the place? It’s a short story collection, numbnuts.

This book is all over the place? It’s a short story collection, numbnuts.    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Looking for The Odyssey by Homer Simpson? Go home and watch TV!

Looking for The Odyssey by Homer Simpson?  Go home and watch TV!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You have to have it read by tomorrow... LOLOLOL

You have to have it read by tomorrow... LOLOLOL  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What do I think of Stephenie Meyer? The covers on her books are always much too far apart.

What do I think of Stephenie Meyer? The covers on her books are always much too far apart.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yeah i know, it's sad to see book stores closing so frequently. "when does everything go on sale?" Fuck you!

Yeah i know, it's sad to see book stores closing so frequently.

I hate everyone! That means you

I hate everyone! That means you   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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