Lawyer Dog

The property is yours I just need you to pee on it

The property is yours I just need you to pee on it  Lawyer Dog

I know the prosecutor personally; He's all bark and no bite.

I know the prosecutor personally; He's all bark and no bite.  Lawyer Dog

He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.

He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.  Lawyer Dog

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine  Lawyer Dog

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.  Lawyer Dog

i started my practice in 2010 That's right... 21 years of experience

i started my practice in 2010 That's right... 
21 years of experience  Lawyer Dog

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.  Lawyer Dog

You can't afford my legal fees? It's OK, I'll work Pro bone-o

You can't afford my legal fees? It's OK, I'll work Pro bone-o  Lawyer Dog

business cat is making a comeback? let's bury him in court. i marked this spot years ago.

business cat is making a comeback? let's bury him in court. i marked this spot years ago.  Lawyer Dog

He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up

He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up  Lawyer Dog
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