Lawyer Dog

She's seeking custody for the litter? sue the bitch

She's seeking custody for the litter? sue the bitch  Lawyer Dog

So your owners commanded you to "speak"? Don't bark a word without your attorney present

So your owners commanded you to

it says here that you bit the mailman thats covered under the stand your ground law

it says here that you bit the mailman thats covered under the stand your ground law  Lawyer Dog

They found the evidence? don't worry, I will bury it

They found the evidence? don't worry, I will bury it  Lawyer Dog

We need to silence the whistleblower No seriously, please stop blowing that whistle

We need to silence the whistleblower No seriously, please stop blowing that whistle  Lawyer Dog

My client acted in self-defense The sprinkler attacked first

My client acted in self-defense The sprinkler attacked first  Lawyer Dog

They said "Cats rule and dogs drool"? that's slander

They said

there's only one reliable way to hide your assets start digging

there's only one reliable way to hide your assets start digging  Lawyer Dog

So he let you in but didnt let you out immediately after? sounds like unlawful imprisonment to me.

So he let you in but didnt let you out immediately after?
 sounds like unlawful imprisonment to me.  Lawyer Dog

SO HE farted and blamed you? Smells like libel

SO HE farted and blamed you? Smells like libel  Lawyer Dog
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