Malicious Advice Mallard

in the mood for a nature valley bar? just eat it on your bed for convenience

in the mood for a nature valley bar?
 just eat it on your bed for convenience  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to dry off your pet after a bath? Microwave

Need to dry off your pet after a bath?
 Microwave  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna see funny pics of astronauts being jerks? check out r/spacedicks

Wanna see funny pics of astronauts being jerks?
 check out r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Marriage Failing? Have a baby, that will fix it

Marriage Failing? Have a baby, that will fix it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Show her how much of a man you are by whining about it like a little bitch.

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Show her how much of a man you are by whining about it like a little bitch.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to replace a broken game console? Buy another one, put the broken console in the new one's box, and return it

Want to replace a broken game console? Buy another one, put the broken console in the new one's box, and return it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking at bikini photos on facebook? press 'l' to increase the resolution

Looking at bikini photos on facebook? press 'l' to increase the resolution  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble scooping the ice cream? Heat the spoon up in the microwave.

Having trouble scooping the ice cream?
 Heat the spoon up in the microwave.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a little more time to study? just call in a bomb threat

Need a little more time to study?
 just call in a bomb threat  Malicious Advice Mallard