Mitch Hedberg Meme

escalators can never break they can only become stairs. "escalator temporarily stairs. sorry for the convenience."

escalators can never break 
they can only become stairs.

Every picture is of you when you were younger

Every picture is of you when you were younger  Mitch Hedberg Meme

Burritos Are sleeping bags for ground beef

Burritos Are sleeping bags for ground beef  Mitch Hedberg Meme

I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long

I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long  Mitch Hedberg Meme

This shirt is dry clean only which means, it's dirty

This shirt is dry clean only which means, it's dirty  Mitch Hedberg Meme

Whenever i make a meme, i assume someone else on reddit is also making a meme So i say "i'm gonna make a meme, too."

Whenever i make a meme, i assume someone else on reddit is also  making a meme  So i say

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long  Mitch Hedberg Meme

Reddit says this meme is funny, No, Reddit, it's not the meme thats funny perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed funny. "Man this text is too long for a meme, I should have just said, 'Yeah'."

Reddit says this meme is funny, No, Reddit, it's not the meme thats funny perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed funny.

Reddit is what you do when you're bored And want to click 2000 of something

Reddit is what you do when you're bored And want to click 2000 of something  Mitch Hedberg Meme

I know you think if you talk in my cadence it can't help but be funny But you should know that everyone who ever saw me hates you

I know you think if you talk in my cadence it can't help but be funny But you should know that everyone who ever saw me hates you  Mitch Hedberg Meme
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