Mitch Hedberg Meme

Trust me, it's hilarious Go into my head, then come back out. Tell me I'm wrong.

Trust me, it's hilarious Go into my head, then come back out. Tell me I'm wrong.  Mitch Hedberg Meme

I order the club sandwich and i'm not even a member

I order the club sandwich and i'm not even a member  Mitch Hedberg Meme

NOW you're just somebody that i used to know ...and still know, but used to too.

NOW you're just somebody that i used to know ...and still know, but used to too.  Mitch Hedberg Meme

When I see something thats funny, I scroll my mouse over and give them an upvote or, if I have to log into my account, then I have to convince myself that what I read, aint funny

When I see something thats funny, I scroll my mouse over and give them an upvote or, if I have to log into my account, then I have to convince myself that what I read, aint funny  Mitch Hedberg Meme

If You’re Flammable And Have Legs You Are Never Blocking A Fire Exit

If You’re Flammable And Have Legs You Are Never Blocking A Fire Exit  Mitch Hedberg Meme

I had a Parrot that could talk But it could not say I'm hungry so it died

I had a Parrot that could talk But it could not say I'm hungry so it died  Mitch Hedberg Meme

An escalator can never break it can only become stairs

An escalator can never break it can only become stairs  Mitch Hedberg Meme

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls  Mitch Hedberg Meme

i don't go to the homedepot i go to the apartmentdepot. it's just a bunch of people standing around saying, "hey, we don't have to fix shit!"

i don't go to the homedepot i go to the apartmentdepot. it's just a bunch of people standing around saying,

I had an ant farm once those fuckers didn't grow shit!

I had an ant farm once those fuckers didn't grow shit!  Mitch Hedberg Meme
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