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someone asked me if i wanted a frozen banana i said no, but i would like a regular banana later, so yes

someone asked me if i wanted a frozen banana i said no, but i would like a regular banana later, so yes Mitch Hedberg Meme
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Dr. Scholl is a doctor, which means he spent nine years in med school. That man wasted his time. It took him nine years to learn that cushions make shoes comfortable. I would have bought that shit from a Mr. Scholl. Maybe even a Senor Scholl.

Dr. Scholl is a doctor, which means he spent nine years in med school. That man wasted his time. It took him nine years to learn that cushions make shoes comfortable. I would have bought that shit from a Mr. Scholl. Maybe even a Senor Scholl. Mitch Hedberg Meme
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sign said "sorry we're closed" Don't be sorry, it's 3 am.

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i made two memes in case one breaks down

i made two memes in case one breaks down Mitch Hedberg Meme
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Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-Volt Batteries, Then Buy this Circle

Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-Volt Batteries, Then Buy this Circle Mitch Hedberg Meme
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Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica. Dude didn't even get his degree!

Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica. Dude didn't even get his degree! Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I want to try fried beans Because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting our time

I want to try fried beans Because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting our time Mitch Hedberg Meme
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My first meme So then he says i lost my wraith on short 3 hee hee no really haha and I said

My first meme So then he says i lost my wraith on short 3 hee hee no really haha and I said Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I saw a human pyramid once it was very unnecessary

I saw a human pyramid once it was very unnecessary Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down or if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny

I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down or if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny Mitch Hedberg Meme
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