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I bought an ant farm once. Them fellas didn't grow shit!

I bought an ant farm once. Them fellas didn't grow shit! Mitch Hedberg Meme
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that post was funnier than you acted

that post was funnier than you acted Mitch Hedberg Meme
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An escalator can never break: It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign. Just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs" sign. "Sorry for the Convenience."

An escalator can never break: It can only become stairs. You would never see an
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If you are flammable and have legs then you are never blocking a fire exit -Mitch Hedberg

If you are flammable and have legs then you are never blocking a fire exit -Mitch Hedberg Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I can type 100 words per minute But it's in my own language

I can type 100 words per minute But it's in my own language Mitch Hedberg Meme
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We don't Need to bring Memes into this.

We don't Need to bring Memes into this. Mitch Hedberg Meme
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Walked into a bank. Teller says "can i help you?" According to your job title your job is done.

Walked into a bank. Teller says
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girl farts mmm pumpkin bread

girl farts mmm pumpkin bread Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're really hungry and want 2,000 of something

I like rice. Rice is great if you're really hungry and want 2,000 of something Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I'm tired of following my dreams i'm just gonna see where their going and meet up with them later

I'm tired of following my dreams i'm just gonna see where their going and meet up with them later Mitch Hedberg Meme
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