Music Major Ostrich

Has recital coming up Doesn't speak for a month

Has recital coming up Doesn't speak for a month   Music Major Ostrich

You like "every kind of music except rap and country"? Bitch please

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"Hey, Nice piano!" It's a harpsichord...

You Play Percussion? Is that like a drum? ...

You Play Percussion? Is that like a drum? ...  Music Major Ostrich

"I took AP music theory" still takes introductory theory class

"What's with the Gold Clarinet?" It's a Goddamn Soprano Sax

can't sight sing an a Capella key change on the fly? get out!!!!!

can't sight sing an a Capella key change on the fly? get out!!!!!  Music Major Ostrich

Soprano? BITCH!

Soprano? BITCH!  Music Major Ostrich

This Starbucks tastes great! Must be made by a performance major.

This Starbucks tastes great! Must be made by a performance major.  Music Major Ostrich

"Music Majors Just have fun all day" "FUCK YOU"

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