Music Major Ostrich

Band plays Stars and Stripes kill the piccolos

Band plays Stars and Stripes kill the piccolos  Music Major Ostrich

Oh, You're a classically trained violinist? Can you play The Devil Went Down to Georgia??

Oh, You're a classically trained violinist? Can you play The Devil Went Down to Georgia??  Music Major Ostrich

Oh, You're majoring in voice? Do you do American Idol?

Oh, You're majoring in voice? Do you do American Idol?  Music Major Ostrich

classically trained in voice Pop singers are ruined for you

classically trained in voice Pop singers are ruined for you  Music Major Ostrich

"I'm an ethnomusicologist" "ethnomusicologist" not even recognized by spell check

Carries cello case to a non-music class "that's a big ol' guitar you got there"

Carries cello case to a non-music class

Loves Opera Facebooks during opera lit

Loves Opera Facebooks during opera lit  Music Major Ostrich

majoring in classical guitar "dude can you play hotel california?"

majoring in classical guitar

When I did my recital, I performed the piece how I wanted to. My instructor failed me for not playing just like him.

When I did my recital, I performed the piece how I wanted to. My instructor failed me for not playing just like him.  Music Major Ostrich

unable to make money off of own song sues someone who plays it better

unable to make money off of own song sues someone who plays it better  Music Major Ostrich
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