Oblivious Marketing Guy

Brought waffles into the office this morning Forgot the ketchup

Brought waffles into the office this morning Forgot the ketchup  Oblivious Marketing Guy

I'm an expert copy-writer Has never written anything longer than 70 characters

I'm an expert copy-writer Has never written anything longer than 70 characters  Oblivious Marketing Guy

We're all about being professional in our office Wears "I've got worms" shirt

We're all about being professional in our office Wears

i love dutch brothers they give me coffee grounds for composting

i love dutch brothers they give me coffee grounds for composting  Oblivious Marketing Guy

I'm really busy right now, let me get back to you posts on tumblr 5 minutes later

I'm really busy right now, let me get back to you posts on tumblr 5 minutes later  Oblivious Marketing Guy

Herd about mems in a meeting this morning Looked em up in the urban dictionary

Herd about mems in a meeting this morning Looked em up in the urban dictionary  Oblivious Marketing Guy

We need a company mascot for advertisements got worms?

We need a company mascot for advertisements got worms?  Oblivious Marketing Guy

Herd of this thing called a mem Looked it up in the urban dictionary

Herd of this thing called a mem Looked it up in the urban dictionary  Oblivious Marketing Guy

I work in marketing At least it's not accounting.

I work in marketing At least it's not accounting.  Oblivious Marketing Guy

gets to work 10 minutes early spends 15 minutes in the bathroom

gets to work 10 minutes early spends 15 minutes in the bathroom  Oblivious Marketing Guy
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