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Broke your video game? Blow on the cartridge

Broke your video game? Blow on the cartridge  Outdated Advice Mallard

There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance -Steve Ballmer

There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. 
 No chance  -Steve Ballmer  Outdated Advice Mallard

need to lose weight? have a capsule full of Tapeworm eggs

need to lose weight? have a capsule full of Tapeworm eggs  Outdated Advice Mallard

When walking on the sidewalk Be sure to give way to white folks

When walking on the sidewalk Be sure to give way to white folks   Outdated Advice Mallard

Remember to bring your rations card with you You don't want to be turned away.

Remember to bring your rations card with you You don't want to be turned away.  Outdated Advice Mallard

I can't make the lynching My new horse hasn't been broken in yet

I can't make the lynching My new horse hasn't been broken in yet  Outdated Advice Mallard

Protect your skin from the sun By getting a sunburn at the start of every summer

Protect your skin from the sun By getting a sunburn at the start of every summer  Outdated Advice Mallard

Your baby is teething Give it a little whiskey

Your baby is teething Give it a little whiskey  Outdated Advice Mallard

Movie Night? Rent it from Blockbuster

Movie Night? Rent it from Blockbuster  Outdated Advice Mallard

suffering from famine? Sacrifice the king and spread his blood upon the fields

suffering from famine? Sacrifice the king and spread his blood upon the fields  Outdated Advice Mallard
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