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When walking with a woman on the sidewalk Walk closest to the street so the passing streetcars don't get your dame all muddy

When walking with a woman on the sidewalk Walk closest to the street so the passing streetcars don't get your dame all muddy  Outdated Advice Mallard

Going out on the Oregon Trail? Watch out for dysentery.

Going out on the Oregon Trail? Watch out for dysentery.  Outdated Advice Mallard

Have a small infection on your leg? cut it off

Have a small infection on your leg? cut it off  Outdated Advice Mallard

If you're lost use the north star as a reference point for navigation

If you're lost  use the north star as a reference point for navigation  Outdated Advice Mallard

excuse me madam might I interest you in a set of Encyclopedia Britannica?

excuse me madam
might I interest you in a set of Encyclopedia Britannica?    Outdated Advice Mallard

It was Mothering Sunday 2 Months ago

It was Mothering Sunday 2 Months ago  Outdated Advice Mallard

always carry a dime in your pocket in case you need to use a pay phone

always carry a dime in your pocket in case you need to use a pay phone  Outdated Advice Mallard

Worried about a nuclear blast? Don't worry simply duck and cover

Worried about a nuclear blast? Don't worry simply duck and cover  Outdated Advice Mallard

GET YOURSELF A DEGREE GUARANTEED A GOOD JOB

GET YOURSELF A DEGREE GUARANTEED A GOOD JOB  Outdated Advice Mallard

Need to lose some weight? Start Smoking Cigarettes

Need to lose some weight? Start Smoking Cigarettes  Outdated Advice Mallard
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