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Have an infection in one of your limbs? cut it off

Have an infection in one of your limbs? cut it off Outdated Advice Mallard
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Make sure to carry spare change in case you need to use a pay phone

Make sure to carry spare change in case you need to use a pay phone Outdated Advice Mallard
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Baby won't go to sleep? Through a little whisky in his bottle

Baby won't go to sleep? Through a little whisky in his bottle Outdated Advice Mallard
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Have you had depression recently? This new drug called LSD will fix you up

Have you had depression recently? This new drug called LSD will fix you up Outdated Advice Mallard
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always work hard at everything you do hard work is rewarded in this world

always work hard at everything you do hard work is rewarded in this world Outdated Advice Mallard
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Want your pick of jobs? go to college

Want your pick of jobs? go to college Outdated Advice Mallard
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Never put magnets near your floppy disks

Never put magnets near your floppy disks Outdated Advice Mallard
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Russian paratroopers dropping onto your school grounds? Get under your desk.

Russian paratroopers dropping onto your school grounds? Get under your desk. Outdated Advice Mallard
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Don't get vhs, get betamax beta has slightly higher horizontal resolution, lower video noise, and less luma/chroma crosstalk than vhs

Don't get vhs, get betamax beta has slightly higher horizontal resolution, lower video noise, and less luma/chroma crosstalk than vhs Outdated Advice Mallard
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Waitress did a good job tip her a whole 10 cents and a generous slap on the rear

Waitress did a good job tip her a whole 10 cents and a generous slap on the rear Outdated Advice Mallard
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