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Kid surfing AOL too long? Pick up the phone, it will kill his modem connection

Kid surfing AOL too long? Pick up the phone, it will kill his modem connection  Outdated Advice Mallard

NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING LOOK PROFESSIONAL? WRITE IN CURSIVE

NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING LOOK PROFESSIONAL? WRITE IN CURSIVE  Outdated Advice Mallard

Send your resume over as a word document

Send your resume over as a word document  Outdated Advice Mallard

Asthma? a cigarette will clear that right up

Asthma? a cigarette will clear that right up  Outdated Advice Mallard

No money for payphone and need to call home for a ride? Call collect and instead of saying your name say: Pick me up at 'location'

No money for payphone and need to call home for a ride? Call collect and instead of saying your name say: Pick me up at 'location'  Outdated Advice Mallard

want to buy a new great book to read? go to borders, they probably have it

want to buy a new great book to read? go to borders, they probably have it  Outdated Advice Mallard

Got some extra cash? Buy some enron stock

Got some extra cash? Buy some enron stock  Outdated Advice Mallard

Sick? try draining 2 liters of blood from your body

Sick? try draining 2 liters of blood from your body  Outdated Advice Mallard

Would you like to call on a lady? You had better pay her father a visit.

Would you like to call on a lady? You had better 
pay her father a visit.  Outdated Advice Mallard

have a fever? get the leeches

have a fever? get the leeches  Outdated Advice Mallard
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