Overly Attached Dog

So... Who's the girl?

So... Who's the girl?  Overly Attached Dog

time to get up i need to spend 4 hours deciding where to shit

time to get up i need to spend 4 hours deciding where to shit  Overly Attached Dog

Cannot pee outside Because I'm not watching her

Cannot pee outside Because I'm not watching her  Overly Attached Dog

I got you to take me outside in the snow 3 times in an hour you owe me 3 fuckin treats!

I got you to take me outside in the snow 3 times in an hour you owe me 3 fuckin treats!  Overly Attached Dog

I smell something weird on you I know it can't be another dog because I peed all around the house

I smell something weird on you I know it can't be another dog because I peed all around the house  Overly Attached Dog

I shit in your shoes Aaaaannd your purse, Nap time?

I shit in your shoes Aaaaannd your purse,
Nap time?  Overly Attached Dog

Follows you when you leave the house Just in case you don't come back

Follows you when you leave the house Just in case you don't come back  Overly Attached Dog

I see you have a new best friend in there I wonder what they taste like

I see you have a new best friend in there I wonder what they taste like  Overly Attached Dog

going to the store? That's ok. I'll just destroy everything

going to the store? That's ok. I'll just destroy everything   Overly Attached Dog

I threw up on the only rug in the house because it smelt like your old dog

I threw up on the only rug in the house because it smelt like your old dog  Overly Attached Dog
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