Overly Attached Dog

If I poop on the floor before you leave for work you'll have to spend more time with me

If I poop on the floor before you leave for work you'll have to spend more time with me  Overly Attached Dog

Awake? Either we play or you die

Awake? Either we play or you die  Overly Attached Dog

i pooped in your shoes so you can stay home with me all day

i pooped in your shoes so you can stay home with me all day  Overly Attached Dog

I waited by the door for you All. Day. Long.

I waited by the door for you All.  Day.  Long.  Overly Attached Dog

i ripped up your shoes you don't need to go anywhere anyways

i ripped up your shoes you don't need to go anywhere anyways  Overly Attached Dog

I will follow you everywhere everywhere

I will follow you everywhere everywhere  Overly Attached Dog

i ate your homework and your textbook so you can stay home with me all day

i ate your homework and your textbook so you can stay home with me all day  Overly Attached Dog

We'll both get to spend both of our lives together if you die first

We'll both get to spend both of our lives together if you die first  Overly Attached Dog

why do you want me to fetch the stick? are you trying to get rid of me?

why do you want me to fetch the stick? are you trying to get rid of me?  Overly Attached Dog

you didn't pick up anyone else's poop did you?

you didn't pick up anyone else's poop did you?  Overly Attached Dog