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Paranoid Parrot

Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off

Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off Paranoid Parrot
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Fat person gets on elevator Casually check weight limit of elevator

Fat person gets on elevator Casually check weight limit of elevator Paranoid Parrot
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2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure

2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud

playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud Paranoid Parrot
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SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT

SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT Paranoid Parrot
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THREE Bs IN A ROW OH GOD SOMETHINGS WRONG

THREE Bs IN A ROW OH GOD SOMETHINGS WRONG Paranoid Parrot
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Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways Paranoid Parrot
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Puts phone in pocket instantly feels pocket to make sure i have my phone

Puts phone in pocket instantly feels pocket to make sure i have my phone Paranoid Parrot
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accidentally looks in to securtiy camera Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter

accidentally looks in to securtiy camera Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter Paranoid Parrot
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farts in public when it's cold out checks ass to see if steam came out

farts in public when it's cold out checks ass to see if steam came out Paranoid Parrot
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