Paranoid Parrot

post something on Reddit constantly refresh page to make sure post is doing ok

post something on Reddit constantly refresh page to make sure post is doing ok  Paranoid Parrot

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war  Paranoid Parrot

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Answers 'C' three times in a row on a midterm I'm going to fail this exam.

Answers 'C' three times in a row on a midterm I'm going to fail this exam.   Paranoid Parrot

Sends dirty text to boyfriend checks 10 times to make sure didn't accidentally send to mom or dad

Sends dirty text to boyfriend checks 10 times to make sure didn't accidentally send to mom or dad  Paranoid Parrot

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit, thepiratebay, and 4chan go down at the same time they're on to me

Reddit, thepiratebay, and 4chan go down at the same time they're on to me  Paranoid Parrot

my Signature looks slightly different than last time im going to get arrested for stealing my own identity

my Signature looks slightly different than last time im going to get arrested for stealing my own identity  Paranoid Parrot

purposely touches back pocket with hand when walking to make sure wallet is still there

purposely touches back pocket with hand when walking to make sure wallet is still there  Paranoid Parrot
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