Paranoid Parrot

Has a wrong answer on a Homework paper look around to make sure no one is looking

Has a wrong answer on a Homework paper look around to make sure no one is looking  Paranoid Parrot

makes a meme about ukiah "EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM!" Deletes it

makes a meme about ukiah

hear a noise oh god who broke the bong

hear a noise oh god who 
broke the bong  Paranoid Parrot

keep pressing "W" to maintain speed in jet don't need to actually press it

keep pressing

Goes to friend's house, has to take off shoes We're all going to Die.

Goes to friend's house, has to take off shoes We're all going to Die.   Paranoid Parrot

live alone Still close the door while fapping

live alone Still close the door while fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Guy chooses the urinal closest to yours "He's trying to look at my dick"

Guy chooses the urinal closest to yours

Send text Cancel and check that it went to the right person 5 times

Send text Cancel and check that it went to the right person 5 times  Paranoid Parrot

teacher sees me yawning in class don't blink for rest of lecture

teacher sees me yawning in class don't blink for rest of lecture  Paranoid Parrot

Get boner in public place everyone can see boner

Get boner in public place everyone can see boner  Paranoid Parrot
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