Paranoid Parrot

Goes to friend's house, has to take off shoes We're all going to Die.

Goes to friend's house, has to take off shoes We're all going to Die.   Paranoid Parrot

live alone Still close the door while fapping

live alone Still close the door while fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Guy chooses the urinal closest to yours "He's trying to look at my dick"

Guy chooses the urinal closest to yours

Saw centipede crawl under furniture before going to bed No sleep for me!

Saw centipede crawl under furniture before going to bed No sleep for me!  Paranoid Parrot

ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER... ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER...ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER ....ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER

ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER...
ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER...ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER ....ON NORMAL NORMAL GOOD BLINKER  Paranoid Parrot

drops bar of soap in shower turns around before picking it up

drops bar of soap in shower turns around before picking it up  Paranoid Parrot

Black guy in hoodie on bear trail at night WACO ROBBER

Black guy in hoodie on bear trail at night WACO ROBBER   Paranoid Parrot

Hears story about acid trip Steers clear of cracks in the Coykendall lab rooms

Hears story about acid trip Steers clear of cracks in the Coykendall lab rooms  Paranoid Parrot

STIFF neck must be meningitis

STIFF neck must be meningitis  Paranoid Parrot

Has a wrong answer on a Homework paper look around to make sure no one is looking

Has a wrong answer on a Homework paper look around to make sure no one is looking  Paranoid Parrot
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