Paranoid Parrot

makes a meme about ukiah "EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM!" Deletes it

makes a meme about ukiah

Fill up fuel tank Check side mirror multiple times to make sure didn't drive away with gas pump

Fill up fuel tank Check side mirror multiple times to make sure didn't drive away with gas pump  Paranoid Parrot

walks face first into huge spider webs so this is how i die

walks face first into huge spider webs so this is how i die  Paranoid Parrot

Send text Cancel and check that it went to the right person 5 times

Send text Cancel and check that it went to the right person 5 times  Paranoid Parrot

writes something that sounds perfect while working on term paper erase it and dumb it down so professor doesn't suspect plagiarism

writes something that sounds perfect while working on term paper  erase it and dumb it down so professor doesn't suspect plagiarism  Paranoid Parrot

study ass off for test intentionally get some questions wrong so professor doesn't think i cheated

study ass off for test intentionally get some questions wrong so professor doesn't think i cheated  Paranoid Parrot

Didn't get any emails from university for a whole day They kicked me out of school

Didn't get any emails from university for a whole day They kicked me out of school  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up in the miidle of night to go to the bathroom dont look at the mirror

Wake up in the miidle of night to go to the bathroom dont look at the mirror  Paranoid Parrot

facebook crashes they caught me creeping on everyone's photos

facebook crashes they caught me creeping on everyone's photos  Paranoid Parrot

Classmates stare and whisper when you walk in OMG they think I'm ugly!

Classmates stare and whisper when you walk in OMG they think I'm ugly!  Paranoid Parrot
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