Paranoid Parrot

study ass off for test intentionally get some questions wrong so professor doesn't think i cheated

study ass off for test intentionally get some questions wrong so professor doesn't think i cheated  Paranoid Parrot

Didn't get any emails from university for a whole day They kicked me out of school

Didn't get any emails from university for a whole day They kicked me out of school  Paranoid Parrot

Friend might want to use computer ctrl-shift-delete when he isn't looking

Friend might want to use computer ctrl-shift-delete when he isn't looking  Paranoid Parrot

writes something that sounds perfect while working on term paper erase it and dumb it down so professor doesn't suspect plagiarism

writes something that sounds perfect while working on term paper  erase it and dumb it down so professor doesn't suspect plagiarism  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to public bathroom Triple checks if stall is locked

Goes to public bathroom Triple checks if stall is locked  Paranoid Parrot

Fill up fuel tank Check side mirror multiple times to make sure didn't drive away with gas pump

Fill up fuel tank Check side mirror multiple times to make sure didn't drive away with gas pump  Paranoid Parrot

walks face first into huge spider webs so this is how i die

walks face first into huge spider webs so this is how i die  Paranoid Parrot

April Fool's day disregard all information recieved

April Fool's day disregard all information recieved  Paranoid Parrot

Honks car horn softly Afraid the air bag will trigger if hit too hard.

Honks car horn softly Afraid the air bag will trigger if hit too hard.  Paranoid Parrot

sees a picture of a large bug on the internet lifts feet from the ground

sees a picture of a large bug on the internet lifts feet from the ground  Paranoid Parrot
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