Paranoid Parrot

Wake up in the miidle of night to go to the bathroom dont look at the mirror

Wake up in the miidle of night to go to the bathroom dont look at the mirror  Paranoid Parrot

facebook crashes they caught me creeping on everyone's photos

facebook crashes they caught me creeping on everyone's photos  Paranoid Parrot

Taking notes on laptop in class Saves after every sentence in case battery randomly dies

Taking notes on laptop in class Saves after every sentence in case battery randomly dies  Paranoid Parrot

Someone behind you flashes high beams for no apparent reason going to be murdered

Someone behind you flashes high beams for no apparent reason going to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Pays credit at gas pump Keeps receipt as proof of payment

Pays credit at gas pump Keeps receipt as proof of payment  Paranoid Parrot

use CMU wifi constantly check to see that Utorrent isn't seeding anything

use CMU wifi constantly check to see that Utorrent isn't seeding anything  Paranoid Parrot

Chews sun chips during someone's speech Thinks everyone can hear him

Chews sun chips during someone's speech Thinks everyone can hear him  Paranoid Parrot

Relates to Socially Awkward Penguin Meme Shit

Relates to Socially Awkward Penguin Meme Shit  Paranoid Parrot

locks door tries to jiggle it open for 5 minutes to make sure

locks door tries to jiggle it open for 5 minutes to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Browsing on chrome incognito BETTER CLEAR THE HISTORY

Browsing on chrome incognito  BETTER CLEAR THE HISTORY  Paranoid Parrot
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