Paranoid Parrot

Incorrectly Entered Facebook password I've been hacked

Incorrectly Entered Facebook password I've been hacked  Paranoid Parrot

Walk in first day of class I'm in the wrong class

Walk in first day of class I'm in the wrong class  Paranoid Parrot

Sends email Checks sent box

Sends email Checks sent box  Paranoid Parrot

Hears there is a beef recall JUST ATE STEAK

Hears there is a beef recall JUST ATE STEAK  Paranoid Parrot

Makes car honk with key fob Looks in pockets for keys

Makes car honk with key fob Looks in pockets for keys  Paranoid Parrot

sniffing too much due to runny nose They think i'm a coke addict

sniffing too much due to runny nose They think i'm a coke addict  Paranoid Parrot

Singing in the car immediately checks phone in case of pocket dial

Singing in the car immediately checks phone in case of pocket dial    Paranoid Parrot

Ordinarily frigid wife suddenly in the mood Must have gotten pregnant from an affair

Ordinarily frigid wife suddenly in the mood Must have gotten pregnant from an affair  Paranoid Parrot

CHECK CLOSETS, CUPBOARDS, BEDROOMS, BATHROOMS, TOP SHELF IN CLOSET, BATHROOM CABINET, REFRIGERATOR, LINEN CLOSET, WASHING MACHINE, DRYER AND DRIVEWAY TO MAKE SURE STILL ALONE

CHECK CLOSETS, CUPBOARDS, BEDROOMS, BATHROOMS, TOP SHELF IN CLOSET, BATHROOM CABINET, REFRIGERATOR, LINEN CLOSET, WASHING MACHINE, DRYER AND DRIVEWAY  TO MAKE SURE STILL ALONE  Paranoid Parrot

has had a cold for longer than normal "better get checked for cancer."

has had a cold  for longer than normal
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