ParanoidParrot

Set alarm clock better check every five minutes if i set my alarm

Set alarm clock better check every five minutes if i set my alarm  ParanoidParrot

Just saved a document and closed it finds it and opens it to make sure its still there

Just saved a document and closed it finds it and opens it to make sure its still there  ParanoidParrot

first downvote immediately after posting i should delete this and try again next time

first downvote immediately after posting i should delete this and try again next time  ParanoidParrot

wishes person a happy birthday on facebook checks their wall to make sure other people are doing the same

wishes person a happy birthday on facebook checks their wall to make sure other people are doing the same  ParanoidParrot

Only open seat in class is next to me I smell

Only open seat in class is next to me I smell  ParanoidParrot

better wear normal clothes just in case i got the day wrong

better wear normal clothes just in case i got the day wrong  ParanoidParrot

Drops off computer at repair shop forgets to clear browsing history

Drops off computer at repair shop forgets to clear browsing history  ParanoidParrot

afraid of intruders in the morning because i can't clinch a solid fist to defend myself

afraid of intruders in the morning because i can't clinch a solid fist to defend myself  ParanoidParrot

accidently bump into stranger's bag while walking they probably think I pickpocketed them

accidently bump into stranger's bag while walking they probably think I pickpocketed them  ParanoidParrot

Askreddit post about who you regret having sex with read all the comments to see if anyone is describing me

Askreddit post about who you regret having sex with read all the comments to see if anyone is describing me  ParanoidParrot
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