Pickup-Line Panda

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?  Pickup-Line Panda

I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you

I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table

If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table  Pickup-Line Panda

Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm...

Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm...  Pickup-Line Panda

If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?  Pickup-Line Panda

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.  Pickup-Line Panda

According to my watch you're not wearing any underwear Oh you are? My watch must be 15 minutes fast.

According to my watch you're not wearing any underwear Oh you are? My watch must be 15 minutes fast.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby, you know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger.

Hey baby, you know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are You vitamin D? Cause you're making my bone hard

Are You vitamin D? Cause you're making my bone hard  Pickup-Line Panda

you remind me of my driveway I really need to plow you

you remind me of my driveway  I really need to plow you  Pickup-Line Panda
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