Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.

Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.  Pickup-Line Panda

That dress is very becoming on you Then again if i were on you i'd be coming too

That dress is very becoming on you Then again if i were on you i'd be coming too  Pickup-Line Panda

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and you right leg was Christmas Could I visit between the holidays?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and you right leg was Christmas Could I visit between the holidays?  Pickup-Line Panda

Let me clear a seat for you *Wipes face off*

Let me clear a seat for you *Wipes face off*  Pickup-Line Panda

U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?

U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?  Pickup-Line Panda

How do You like your eggs in the morning, Scrambled or fertilized?

How do You like your eggs in the morning, Scrambled or fertilized?  Pickup-Line Panda

I must be an Umlaut cause i can see myself on top of u.

I must be an Umlaut cause i can see myself on top of u.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my number, I don't have herpes

Hey I just met you,
 and this is crazy But here's my number,
 I don't have herpes   Pickup-Line Panda

YOU REMIND ME OF MY PINKY TOE YOU'RE SMALL, CUTE, AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO BANG YOU ON MY COFFEE TABLE LATER TONIGHT

YOU REMIND ME OF MY PINKY TOE YOU'RE SMALL, CUTE, AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO BANG YOU ON MY COFFEE TABLE LATER TONIGHT  Pickup-Line Panda

I've got ice cream upstairs. You wanna fuck?

I've got ice cream upstairs. You wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda
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