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dad: "wow, you know everyone here" it's hard out here for a pimp

dad:

why do freshmen have to go to hasbrouck? we don't want them in the sub Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

why do freshmen have to go to hasbrouck? we don't want them in the sub Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Real Talk Tour Guide

Looks Like upstanding student gives tour slightly drunk from night before.

Looks Like upstanding student gives tour slightly drunk from night before.  Real Talk Tour Guide

Well at Marist they have townhouses for upperclassmen Fuck You

Well at Marist they have townhouses for upperclassmen Fuck You  Real Talk Tour Guide

and on your left you will see where i vomited on the walk home from the bar last night

and on your left  you will see where i vomited on the walk home from the bar last night  Real Talk Tour Guide

Any Questions? That was rhetorical.

Any Questions? That was rhetorical.  Real Talk Tour Guide

asked about things you mention later quit messing with my flow

asked about things you mention later quit messing with my flow  Real Talk Tour Guide

Prospies all wearing other colleges' apparel "that's so gauche"

Prospies all wearing other colleges' apparel

make a funny joke silence

make a funny joke silence  Real Talk Tour Guide

pass fellow group pretend yours is having more fun

pass fellow group pretend yours is having more fun  Real Talk Tour Guide
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