Redditors Wife

I wanted to tickle him He told me it would be rape

I wanted to tickle him He told me it would be rape  Redditors Wife

I told him we're out of condoms he told me not to worry as he brought his swag

I told him we're out of condoms he told me not to worry as he brought his swag  Redditors Wife

I really hope he doesn't propose using memes

I really hope he doesn't propose using memes  Redditors Wife

Honey are you coming to bed? YES

Honey are you coming to bed? YES  Redditors Wife

I asked him when was the last time we made love He answered "not since the accident"

I asked him when was the last time we made love He answered

I sent him a nude picture at work he told me to put a shoe on my head

I sent him a nude picture at work he told me to put a shoe on my head  Redditors Wife

Told him i would do anything he wanted tonight He said he already found a porn star that looks like me

Told him i would do anything he wanted tonight He said he already found a porn star that looks like me  Redditors Wife

I asked him where the dog is he said 6 feet above our neighbour

I asked him where the dog is he said 6 feet above our neighbour  Redditors Wife

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked if he could help me cook dinner he just texted me a picture of a flat tire

I asked if he could help me cook dinner he just texted me a picture of a flat tire  Redditors Wife
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