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He told me to meet him in our bedroom When i opened the door, a airhorn woke the kids...

He told me to meet him in our bedroom When i opened the door, a airhorn woke the kids... Redditors Wife
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HE MELTED DOWN OUR WEDDING RINGS AND MADE A SPOON FOR EATING ICE CREAM

HE MELTED DOWN OUR WEDDING RINGS AND MADE A SPOON FOR EATING ICE CREAM Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he's selling our house "Pack your bags, I'm getting us a 24-hour gym membership"

I asked him why he's selling our house
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I asked him where my tampons were .."on the front page"

I asked him where my tampons were ..
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I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.

I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts. Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he was searching through my tampon boxes. "I'm looking for snacks."

I asked him why he was searching through my tampon boxes.
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I said yes to his proposal and want to celebrate with sex Not now honey, I can't be the 'safe guy'

I said yes to his proposal and want to celebrate with sex Not now honey, I can't be the 'safe guy' Redditors Wife
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he asked me to take a shower with him so i could smell his farts

he asked me to take a shower with him so i could smell his farts Redditors Wife
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i told him it's duct tape, not duck tape he just said "quack quack, bitch"

i told him it's duct tape, not duck tape he just said
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I asked him if we could have sex He said he was still looking for the leopard

I asked him if we could have sex He said he was still looking for the leopard Redditors Wife
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