Regretful Toddler

i left my laptop on and forgot to close xvideos.

i left my laptop on and forgot to close xvideos.  Regretful Toddler

Why did I think it was okay to kiss her on the first playdate?

Why did I think it was okay to kiss her on the first playdate?  Regretful Toddler

fell for the fake high 5 again

fell for the fake high 5 again  Regretful Toddler

I can't believe I got caught in duck, duck, goose

I can't believe I got caught in duck, duck, goose  Regretful Toddler

Why did no one tell me the floor was made of lava?

Why did no one tell me the floor was made of lava?  Regretful Toddler

Come on, man You can't drink that many juice boxes at once

Come on, man You can't drink that many juice boxes at once  Regretful Toddler

Can't believe I thought there was a quarter behind my ear

Can't believe I thought there was a quarter behind my ear  Regretful Toddler

How the fuck did I end up in canada?

How the fuck did I end up in canada?  Regretful Toddler

I can't believe mew wasn't under that truck

I can't believe mew wasn't under that truck  Regretful Toddler

first time successfully peeing in the toilet it was a dream.. wet the bed

first time successfully peeing in the toilet it was a dream.. wet the bed  Regretful Toddler
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