Repressed Suburban Father

favorite movie: scarface

favorite movie: scarface  Repressed Suburban Father

Sheltering suburban mom starts garden plants weed

Sheltering suburban mom starts garden plants weed  Repressed Suburban Father

Tired of listening to veggie tails in car with kids...tries something new. Three year old's new first request? Run to the Hills.

Tired of listening to veggie tails in car with kids...tries something new. Three year old's new first request?  Run to the Hills.  Repressed Suburban Father

I've itemized the expenses For my death metal band

I've itemized the expenses  For my death metal band  Repressed Suburban Father

Wife goes out for the night with girlfriends. Turn on Megadeth.

Wife goes out for the night with girlfriends. Turn on Megadeth.  Repressed Suburban Father

take kids to soccer blast nwa waiting in the van

take kids to soccer blast nwa waiting in the van  Repressed Suburban Father

confiscates son's playboy faps to it in bathroom at 1am

confiscates son's playboy faps to it in bathroom at 1am  Repressed Suburban Father

Goes to church every sunday Reads Dawkins and cries

Goes to church every sunday Reads Dawkins and cries  Repressed Suburban Father

I banged a Chearleader in High School A week ago

I banged a Chearleader in High School A week ago  Repressed Suburban Father

rocks out to mudhoney quietly while ironing his khakis

rocks out to mudhoney quietly while ironing his khakis  Repressed Suburban Father
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