Repressed Suburban Father

i hate my life but at least i'm not emo dad

i hate my life but at least i'm not emo dad  Repressed Suburban Father

Says that he's planting tomatoes no tomatoes are grown; only harvests the leaves

Says that he's planting tomatoes no tomatoes are grown; only harvests the leaves  Repressed Suburban Father

Wife goes out for the night with girlfriends. Sacrifices a goat.

Wife goes out for the night with girlfriends. Sacrifices a goat.  Repressed Suburban Father

Family goes out of town Must Fap everywhere

Family goes out of town Must
Fap
everywhere  Repressed Suburban Father

Buys mustang sheltered suburban mom makes him take it back

Buys mustang sheltered suburban mom makes him take it back  Repressed Suburban Father

10 PM...LIGHTS OUT KIDS.... JOINS GUILD RAID ON WoW

10 PM...LIGHTS OUT KIDS.... JOINS GUILD RAID ON WoW  Repressed Suburban Father

plays golf on sundays hates golf

plays golf on sundays hates golf  Repressed Suburban Father

jenny in accounting wants to bone forgot how to please a woman

jenny in accounting wants to bone  forgot how to please a woman  Repressed Suburban Father

Drop kids off at school blast death metal all the way home

Drop kids off at school blast death metal all the way home  Repressed Suburban Father

Gets bad-ass tattoo Wife laughs

Gets bad-ass tattoo  Wife laughs  Repressed Suburban Father
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