Roger the Alien

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, it's because i am driving

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, it's because i am driving  Roger the Alien

Oh my god we're a broken home... ...and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art

Oh my god we're a broken home... ...and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art  Roger the Alien

Oh, I love your religion... ...for the crazy! It's like Harry Potter but causes genocide and bad folk music.

Oh, I love your religion... ...for the crazy! It's like Harry Potter but causes genocide and bad folk music.  Roger the Alien

Yeah, run to the arms of your whore! It's what you're good at!

Yeah, run to the arms of your whore! It's what you're good at!  Roger the Alien

So my man been workin' late but Trina called me and said she seen his ass in the club. How do I get him to tell me the truth but keep our love million dollar strong?

So my man been workin' late but Trina called me and said she seen his ass in the club. How do I get him to tell me the truth but keep our love million dollar strong?  Roger the Alien

Uggggh there's going to be no parking.....

Uggggh there's going to be no parking.....   Roger the Alien

I'm going to make you cry... ...and dip my cookie in your tears.

I'm going to make you cry... ...and dip my cookie in your tears.   Roger the Alien

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, I hit bitches in the face

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, I hit bitches in the face  Roger the Alien

Oh my god! what is this and how can I replace my blood with it?

Oh my god! what is this and how can I replace my blood with it?  Roger the Alien

you killed your son's dog? Don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing cause that's a giant load of crap!

you killed your son's dog? Don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing cause that's a giant load of crap!  Roger the Alien
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