Ron Swanson

Its a turkey leg wrapped in bacon Its called a Swanson

Its a turkey leg wrapped in bacon

 Its called a Swanson  Ron Swanson

i have a permit...

 i have a permit...  Ron Swanson

"i think all government is a waste of taxpayer money"

You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you? "Silence"

You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you?

Do you exercise? Yes. Love-making and woodworking.

Do you exercise?

Yes. Love-making and woodworking.  Ron Swanson

The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.



 The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.  Ron Swanson

You had me at meat tornado

You had me at meat tornado  Ron Swanson

It is pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it

It is pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature
 when they could just go outside and stand in it  Ron Swanson

"Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless" -Ron Swanson

Don't Half-ass two things whole-ass one thing

Don't Half-ass two things whole-ass one thing  Ron Swanson
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